Another forgettable epic with potential featuring guys with last names for first names and vice versa. The set-up is really ridiculous and is certainly a far cry from the Wild West – unless it's supposed to be wild West Hollywood, which looks like where this is made. Unlike the title, nobody's exceptionally hung, and the only range is the Amana in the kitchen! Nobody's cute, nobody has a hard-on and the editing looks like it were done in-camera, with lots of rainbow wipes at the beginning of several scenes. The one good cumshot is provided by John-Michael. Otherwise, git along little doggie!