The current title is as baffling as the onscreen title: System D II. This low-budget, five-scene 2001 movie features European men, some of them strikingly handsome, having sex on a mattress with a sheet hiding the wall behind them. One oral-only scene, one solo. The men display no signs of enjoyment. Sometimes they seem to be watching a monitor or perhaps a director begging them to show some signs of life. In between there are shots of two mountain climbers apparently telling jokes to each other in a language nothing like English.

RETAILING: Rock bottom. European men having dull sex on a crummy set. Some of the men are handsome.