How hard is it to film a handful of handsome, dependable porn models jacking off for the camera? A no-brainer, right? So why are four out of five of these vignettes such yawners? Grand Wood, Dino DiMarco and Jason Nikas finish before they get anywhere good; Wood, in fact, seems to grow bored and walks out of frame, while Nikas spends part of his scene talking with someone off-camera. Coy Dekker, at least, seems into what he's doing. Only handsome Nick Chevalier's pud-pulling provokes a rise.