The bro-to-ho ratio of this mountain town is like most: a ton of beautiful boys with no one to turn to but each other. Structured as a mockumentary about the men of the local police force, Mountain Patrol contains four scenes of perfect bodies having extremely hot sex.

When injured skier John Ross goes down in the back-country, Deputy Logan Reed goes above and beyond the call of duty to nurse him back to health and fuck him up the ass while spinning him around on a coffee table. Drunk driver Brian Daniels, pulled over by Deputy Bo Summers, is forced to walk the line and then some in a scorching backset adventure in the cop car. Deputy Rod Barry catches a house burglar naked in a Jacuzzi, and instead of taking him to jail, he takes him from behind in a soaking wet escapade. Finally, two lost hikers are found in a mountain cabin wrapped up in each other's arms when they are "rescued" by the remainder of the police force. Utopias like this only exist at Centaur.

An overabundance of low-end video editing effects keep this video from being truly epic.