Paul Morgan and Chris Dano scheme to kidnap porn star Dakota Blaze. They hope to refurbish their apartment with the ransom money. The problem is that Blaze is a bitch and his production company is happy to be rid of him. Both ridiculous and funny, Lynn Lopatin's original script takes some shots at the porn industry. Dano and Morgan ("The Shooter") are very hot, especially in the final scene with Tanner Reeves and Dom Sinclair, which is pre-nom worthy.