Even though they all look like J. Crew models, it's a story of the Sharks and the Jets, two rival gangs. But wait, a conflict: Tommy Cruise wants out of the Sharks -- or is it the Jets? Gangleader Gregg Rockwell says, "Blow Me." Thank God, Tommy the traitor is still obedient. He gets down on his knees and forces the exquisite boss to smile for a change.

Later, when Tommy tells Mark O'Neil -- who's making out with Casey Morgan (who he eventually fucks) -- the news, Mark replies, "He let you?" Just what we were thinking. No one's gagging on any serious meat, but the bodies are lean, pretty, and well-muscled. The sex is average; a little mechanical.