This swell- looking carnal comedy of boarding- schoolboys would get a higher rating if every time it starts feeling intimate, a flashbulb didn't go off. In a study group, blond- banged O'Riley licks a red lollipop with his studded tongue. Blond- tipped Mason barely looks up from his computer until lovesick O'Riley flees. Then Mason gets it, pursues him, catches and kisses him on carpeted stairs, and gets dragged upstairs to a bedroom, Still in parts of their school uniforms, O'Riley pokes long, cut prick completely into Mason under Mason's white shirttail, and finally, wearing only a striped tie, comes all over his crush. Senior Bradley tells Berke the way to get a great dorm room: "Suck my dick." He sucks back, too, and rides Berke's boner, dangling a tie in the underclassman's multi- studded face. Parker, as slim and muscled as the creatures in Aliens, lets voyeur Jacobs come into the shower and fuck him standing up. Scarecrow Clarkson needs tutoring in "Human Sexuality." Scott is very human, and apple- pie cute. Clarkson sucks him till you think they'll both die, and then Scott (who looks more like young Ron Howard the nakeder he gets) fucks him into oblivion. Finally, inhumanly beautiful Corwin (done up as a nerd in eyeglasses) gets hot hearing about hunky Marx being spanked by a teacher and goes wild. The flashbulbs come out again, and you can hardly blame 'em, but damn!

RETAILING: Five excellent school- uniform twink scenes.