On the plus side, the outdoor scenery is gorgeous—as is much of the cast. The costumes, left over from a bad Halloween party, don't help. These nine guys spend way too much time fighting ... for what? Over what? Who knows. More fucking and less fighting would have been a good start. A couple of huge dicks couldn't hurt either (pun intended). When it comes to cocks, these guys are all pretty B Team. Nothing wrong with B's, but a couple of horse- hung dudes would have at least made the nonsensical plot worthy of muddling through. There's a hot, well- staged three- way at the end that saves the video from being a complete snoozer.

Retailing: Pretty guys, pretty scenery, and all in all, pretty uninteresting.