Wildly misleading title for a gentle little twinker with Southern accents. Cuadra lies under his car, "fixin' what's not broken," and friends drop by. Going into Harlow's house to get Harlow a beer, wide-eyed Ashlin finds the icebox empty, but happens across a dildo, which he takes to Cuadra's bed. He's still lying there sticky when taller Chaz comes in, and they get each other sticky. Reddish-haired Banks is next. He and Cuadra agree that they can't stand gays. That having been said, it's OK for Banks to put the heavy moves on Cuadra for a torrid suck-session ending in flip-fucks that make the bed groan. Foxy-eyed Taylor catches them about to shower and makes it a pastel-pink trio in the stall and then back on that busy bed. Movie is charming and arousing, except for too-frequent use of "zoom," and a moment when we see the cameraman dancing about, thinking he's getting himself out of a mirror.

RETAILING: Southern twinks solo (with a dildo), duo and trio. Fine fun.

- Robert Patrick