Not funny like the Guide to Anal Sex. No "Play All" option. Go on Main Menu to "Instructional Menu," and then click "Play with Introductions." Skinny, harnessed host Sterling, his hair in a whipped-up mohawk, leads us with appropriate safety warnings into "Bondage Foreplay On a Horse," in which a bulgy, bald man in black ties a pudgy, mustached blond face-down to a padded bench and spanks him a little. "Catheter." One man inserts a thick tube into Cross' cord-bound penis, then blows or sucks on it while in the background Mustache and two men have a brief suck-session. They come to kiss and lick on Cross. "BB In a Sling." An older pudgy man in a harness fucks Mustache in a sling. "3 Way Oral." Cross and two harnessed men suck around on each other. "Sling Fucking." The bald man lies on a table-sling and is fucked, and his cum licked off of his harness. "Bondage & Spurs." Bound Cross' body is tickled with rowels while Mustache is fucked in a sling. "Cock and Ball Torture." Cross jacks while clothespins are attached to his scrotum. "Shaving Chest & Pubic Hair." Dressed man shaves a pudgy man. "Hot wax." Dressed decorates blindfolded Pudge with wax. "Bondage & Grinding." Bound and masked Cross has sparks shot at him as Dressed touches a grinding wheel to a metal rod. "Mummification." Masked man is swathed in transparent cling-wrap, His cock and nipples exposed for action. "The Anal Hook." Huge, blunt (not pointed) hook goes into Cross' colon (really a sort of steel dildo with a scary outside look).

RETAILING: Fetish specialty demonstrates bondage, catheterizing, clothespinning genitalia, hot wax, anal hook. Not for the squeamish.

- Robert Patrick