Videos with amateur sailors and soldiers jacking off and sucking each other are a huge market. And the opening scene of Chicago Squid seemed like this one would be one to add to your stock. You've got four thin, horny sailors from the Windy City coming in to pound their puds, boasting of the gals they have in every port - but with some of director Dink Flamingo's and ranking sailor Mike's encouragement, they are fondling each other and getting in a little ass play.

They laugh and have a great time jacking off. Shy newbie Myers shoots a big load onto Alex's Latino face - Alex really loves to suck cock and he lets his pals know. Alberto just seems like he's along for the voyeuristic ride. Then the screen goes black for a short bit. The second scene starts with Myers and Alex now being called Jeff and Chris, for no apparent reason.

Here's where it all goes downhill: Now we get to watch them mindlessly whack their meat in a long and tedious scene. Alex/Chris is eyeing Myers/Jeff's meat, but nothing comes of it. We go to more black, and then are unceremoniously treated to different camera angles of the first scene to pad out the tape. There are a few different moments and these pretty boys are fun to watch but it's déjà vu all over again.