Young cutie Christian Luka has a problem. As soon as he arrives in Prague on holiday, Luka gets mugged at the train station. Luckily, another young cutie (Alan Schiller) offers to help. So goes the setup for Criminal Intent, the latest from Studio 2000 International. Of course, Schiller saves the day by taking Luka home with him, but before we get to that coupling, we follow the thief (Lukas Kovarik), who stops mid-crime to blow the driver (Reno Hacek) of his getaway car.

Unfortunately, although Kovarik and Hacek are beautifully fluffed, buffed and puffed (as are all the models here), they lack any kind of sensual connection. Each of the four sex scenes is professionally lit, shot and edited on brightly colored luxury sets, but the models all seem to be fucking by numbers. They perform oral, they fuck, they each cum (twice), but there's no real chemistry or excitement between the performers. It's great to spend time grooming models to perfection, but next time, director Jan Novak should take a moment and introduce them to each other.