Innocent blue-eyed Colton Grey gets dumped by his dickhead porn star boyfriend Trenton Ducati, so he convinces his best friend Johnny V to leave San Francisco for a trip Gay Paree. The young Americans land with very little cash and even less command of the French language but a case of mistaken identity by Theo Ford leads them to a gorgeous penthouse and a series of misadventures involving two Spanish hit men, Dani Robles and Deni Vega, a grudge fuck with sexy Brit Gabriel Cross, and a steamy encounter with international superstar Francois Sagat. Debts are paid, everyone gets laid, and memories are made in Paris Perfect.