It's often hard to put one's finger on what makes bad porn really bad. In this case, it's probably how mismatched the performers are. In the first scene, the young, innocent hero of the video is seduced by an older man so awkwardly grabby, a bemused expression never leaves the younger man's face. It's revealing and human, if not exactly sexy. In another scene, a tight, Mediterranean bottom so tan he's practically burnt umber is coupled with a doughy punk who never even takes off his shirt. The last scene - a twosome on a couch that becomes a threesome - is the hottest, but it can't redeem a poor quality flick overall.