Though the box cover alludes to the title character alternately "hosting a hardcore Internet gossip site" and "sucking a mean cock," the actual tape reveals the story of an alien being transported from space to West Hollywood to reproduce with earthlings. No Internet site to be found and all the "cocks" appear to be reasonably friendly.

One of the first things I noticed about this video is that all of the performers are gay. Almost immediately that jumped out at me. The second thing was that the production suffered from bland lighting. All of the scenes appear to have been shot in an apartment using available light only. I'm certainly not an expert (oh please - Ed.) but I feel that a little mood lighting is appropriate when viewing five perfunctory scenes of homosexual intercourse.

The ending is confusing. We never discover whether Quasarman succeeded in his mission. Actually, the plot was confusing as well. Gay aliens reproducing with gay humans? Nonetheless, all of the scenes appear to be sufficiently... well, gay and overall it's a pretty decent effort.