Simply put, something gets lost in the translation here. Witness some of the sexual bon mots that appear as subtitles: "This is grat fucker," "Be careful to hat hurt yourself" and (brace yourself, English majors) "That's is great," the champion phrase with 15 appearances. Viewers will be more entertained with these subtitles, which seem to be on autopilot - just like the sex. And if it weren't for the box, viewers would have to Czech their Webster's for help with the head-scratching storyline.

There's hot talent here, but the camerawork (either too close or at odd angles) doesn't let you see them.