When Peter the Pumpkin Eater is found dead in an alley, covered in pumpkin goo, crime scene investigators Hansel (Alex Wilcox) and Gretel (T.J. Hart) turn to police chief Humpty Dumpty (Logan Reed) for advice on pursuing the guilty culprit. This convoluted tale of intrigue and betrayal in the fairy tale realm of Toy Land, lifts the names from Mother Goose, but except for a few, funny witticisms and an outrageous giant pumpkin set, leaves the children's stories behind so that the sex lives of the cast can flourish. From Chief Dumpty's tussle with Little Boy Blue and Little Red Riding Hood (who mix up their colors) through Mary Mary Quite Contrary, Mistress Bo Peep and her pussy-whipped sheep, the Big Bad Wolf and the Three Little Pigs, and the Muffin Man, the trail eventually leads to Jane, Peter's wife, who is busy shaving the pussy of Rapunzel. The sex runs the gamut from traditional hetero, through an all-boy orgy, lesbian love scene, strap-on dildo d.p., and full-on bisexual.

Pre-nom Ilsa Strix for Best Non-Sex Performance as dominatrix Bo Peep, and pay special attention to Lana Luster's riff on the famous Sharon Stone interrogation scene.