Let's put it this way: If listening to director Edward James talk throughout a fuck vid that is filled with average-looking men who take forever to get hard and stay hard counts as punctuation during an incessant cacophony consisting of cameras whizzing, babies crying and Techno music thumping and can be considered a turn-on - Have we got a video for you!

The best scene has Bam and his 13-incher relentlessly pounding blond twink Chris Young. Unfortunately, James refuses to shut up during it.