Director Hervé Handsome has a definite aesthetic at work when it comes to casting. It appears as though he has scoured the gyms of Europe to cast his latest video.

A largely Hungarian cast of bodybuilders, with a few other indeterminate Slavic muscle studs thrown in for good measure, has sex inside or adjacent to a large swimming pool. Mostly threeways, though occasionally a four- man orgy or a couples scene, comprise the bulk of this wall-to-wall sex tape.

A witty threesome on a pool table is a subtle play on the title. The guys are attractive. Many, though not all, have average to large uncut cocks, but the camera doesn't linger on the foreskins long enough to really satisfy the aficionado. Technically, the tape is pretty awesome. The lighting and camera are great. The cast never utters a word though, unless Ahhh, Oooh, and Unhh are now listed in the OED, though they might be part of an unknown vocabulary. There is something sterile about the tape. Things are really perfect, but no one in the cast ever seems to assert even a vestige of personality. The sex is cold. Sure they suck and fuck, and the cumshots are substantial, but the passion is lacking. The cast performs like robots, fucking and cumming on cue. The one noteworthy scene is an early four man orgy with a great, low angle shot of two guys sitting atop two other guys' rigid cocks, revealing the steady rhythm of the fuck. Technically awesome, but emotionally barren.