These sexless relics are mainly useful as party entertainment. The nine silent, subtitled quickies in faded black-and-white, credited to companies called Apollo and Zenith (but surely all from AMG), show what passed for porn in the 1950s and '60s. In most, we see no dick and precious little ass, reminders that movies of this sort were barely legal in those days and had to masquerade as "artistic" or "nature" studies. We do get a brief glimpse of two dicks in one sequence—and even a very quick fadeout embrace—and in another called Fanny's Hill we see four young phalluses (but never close-up or erect) while mysteriously nude youths romp in the hills. They play on a swing, roll merrily down and back up a hill, and end by fighting with pies provided by an unexplained bare-breasted woman. There's even a solo "posing" short to appall a generation (us) that never had to endure such silliness.