Pastel colors! Limbo music! Post-psychedelic graphics! Cutie after cutie! What is this, Love, American Style? It could be, if there had been a gay twink porn version, and if they had gone out of their minds and let total amateurs utterly mess up five twink and/or youth scenes in a resort. The well-hung young models range from OK-looking to drop-dead gorgeous. Nothing is their fault (though one does shout "Yeah, baby,” like Austin Powers). At first you may think the movie takes place at sea, but that’s just because the camera tilts so much. From spastic camerawork to embarrassed models looking at the camera when they run out of dialogue to improvise, to off-camera people tossing in wisecracks, to background racket, to its pointless length (like they hadn’t heard about editing), this is the front-runner for The Movie Most Likely To Be Mistaken For A Blooper Reel.

RETAILING: Five nice sex-scenes very amateurishly shot.