Eight scenes of pretty Eurotwinks so clean and evenly lit that they barely look human. They have virtually no tattoos or body piercings. It's like 1960s sit-com sex. You would expect only lads in animated cartoons to have skin as free of blemishes as we see here. In such sanitary surroundings, the cum is always a surprise. There are flip-fucks in scenes one and seven, a refreshingly ugly guy who looks like Ben Stiller and has a disgustingly hairy ass in scene six, a snowball fight in scene three, a trio with a white-bread sandwich-fuck in scene four, and an actual line of dialogue in scene seven, "I am looking for work." The last scene, with really cute shaggy-haired blond and brunet baby-dolls, is oral as long as you can stand it, then concludes with a quick, deep, very brief fuck and cum all around. The general color tone is delicately pastel. You would not be surprised after the sex for the angelic models to turn and suggest that you buy their brand of bed.

RETAILING: Eight Eurotwink sex-scenes as clean as commercials, for customers sick of sleaze.