Looks like veteran director Colbert got hold of a great mansion to shoot in and whipped up four stories, some more sensible than others, but all gorgeously photographed in rich shades of golden brown. (1) “Head Shots.” Into a studio the size of a palace come Asian actor Hung and Peter Gallagher–lookalike photographer Pirelli. The head shots involved are dick-head shots. Pirelli gets Hung’s “head” ”shot” into his ass for a bent-over butt-banging. But Pirelli pricks Hung’s hole much longer and harder! They can’t quit playing with their cocks after they both come on Hung. (2) “Buddy Ranch.” Dialogue out in a marble gazebo by a swimming pool is a little obscure, and yet impishly adult Wells and genie-like bald Anthony make it clear what they’re really talking about. Wells wiggles rapid fingers in Anthony’s hole and gets rapid tongue in his. Some toe-sucking, and then Wells flings dick into Anthony just long enough to make them both come. (3) “Internal Affairs.” While cuter-than-puppies Phoenix and blonder-than-Madonna Owen are making it in a Valhallan dining room, long-faced brunet god Hill, cooking dinner, pees in the salad. (4) “Bukkake Boyz.” The remainder of the cast visits Hung for an apparently pre-planned fiveway with dog collars. In case anyone doesn’t know it yet, Parker Wiley and Erec Estrada are way cute.

RETAILING: Four fun fuck stories, especially for those who like some humor.