Sigh at the dads, gasp at the lads. They do. Blond-but-black-bearded lad Chase gets hot from the book on anal pleasure bald dad Press reads in bed. They test its premise then and there in Chase's pretty little poke-hole with Press' big, long prick. Bare-chested, father-figure Williams and big-toothed brunet cutie Moore shoot pool till Moore just has to kiss Williams' hairy tits and eat some dick. Williams puts everything but his balls into Moore's fuzzy back pocket. Mustached masseur Addams shows tall blond youth Riley how to get knots out of his back and cock into Addams' tight-muscled butt. Riley likes fucking face too. Lean, bearded, tattooed guidance counselor Colt seems surprised when even leaner twink Foxxx says he wants to do porn, but gamely shows Foxx how to suck cock and get rimmed, fingered, and fucked on a desk. Interviews follow feature.

RETAILING: Four good-humored intergenerational fucks.

-Robert Patrick

DEAN'S APARTMENT (DVD)

BEG Studios. D: Uncredited. Dean Berkeley, Kanyon Michaels, Brycen Cruz, Jeffrey Cole. 89 Min. Amateur.

AAA 1/2

DVDYuppie-puppy porn. Producer Berkeley, a perky, brush-cut, squeaky-clean white youth of the Doogie Howser type, introduces three extremely well-shot, squeaky-clean scenes (supposedly his home movies) of three squeaky-clean friends who look very much like him and who all have very long dicks, coupling in all three possible combinations (once orally), then Berkeley himself gets fucked by the top from the two fuck-scenes, and solos for us as well. Big-dicked, slim Michaels, the top in all three fucks, is romantic and seductive with his three bottoms' tender little holes until they're obviously ready for him get tougher. He likes them to sit on him and bounce, or he holds their asses and bounces them on himself, but he does some chug-chug fucking, too. The first two bottoms suck and jack by a swimming pool.

RETAILING: Adorable yuppie-type youths fuck, suck, and jack.

-Robert PatrickDEVILISH ANGEL (DVD)

Dynamite Studios. D: Uncredited. Johnny Dirk, Others (Non-Sex Roles). 117 Min. Solos.

AAA 1/2

DVDIn this above average two-hour one-man posing-and-jacking movie, handsome, well-developed, blond Dirk beckons you into his hotel bedroom in 2004, closes the drapes, and flexes for you in T-shirt and jeans. He strips quickly to a white jockstrap, plays with his belt. He shows erect dick - a very long, pointed one - about 15 minutes in, then returns to butt-flexing, with some show of shaved coral-pink hole. He can make his tits jiggle. He starts his first masturbation on a bed 21 minutes in and comes copiously eight minutes later, right to the top of his six-pack. In another hotel room in 2006, he's gotten even tighter-bodied, red-blond, and has acquired a little English, a black leather jacket, and three bodybuilder buddies, including a handsome one with a sports car, who flex with him very briefly, then leave Dirk to dance his way out of a black 'strap this time. He shows his shaft at 51 minutes and starts jacking right away, struggling with every muscle in his mighty body to unload just to his middle rung at 64 minutes. After a shower with much hole-show, he strips again in a very macho mood, to a blue jock, showing hard at 90 minutes, then abruptly is in glistening slate-blue T-shirt and short-shorts. Hard again at 97 to jack in a mirror (which he kisses), he then messes the mirror with much man juice at 115. Cum-shots are immediately replayed.

RETAILING: Very good two-hour one-man solo movie.