The first two scenes are pretty much alike, and both gripping. Director Handsolo keeps his camera close-in and moving so that two massage-and-suck sessions resemble movies of huge vats of chocolate being stirred, and keeps it fluid so that fucks look the same, but with swinging nuts added. Scenes Three and Four are quite different. A man is miffed that his young lover is home late, with no explanation. The lover atones right in the neat designer kitchen. Man looks miffed till he gets a mouthful, then an ass-full of pink-tipped dick. Corked on the counter, he comes first. Finally, a fellow offers his tired-from-work lover a massage, and nature takes its course right on a living-room sofa, including some remarkable deep-throating and 12 nonstop minutes of hot, fudgy fucking. Cocks are large, some very large, and some uncut. Cum is abundant, and looks even more so on those smooth or furry black bodies.

RETAILING: Four super black/ black scenes, very sensuous.

-Robert Patrick

THE TASTE OF CUM (DVD)

Bacchus Releasing. D: Uncredited. Jon Monroe, Kris Anthony, Josh Catchings, Matt, Jessie, Joey, Sebastian Del Rio, Mike Miles. 94 Min.

AAA

DVDAverage lookers, young and old, enjoy four energetic fucks and fulfill the title's taste-test. Bare chested, an older white man and a goateed Latino have their hands in each other's jeans till they get them open to suck cock (the older man's complexly ringed). Latino crawls out of a prolonged 69, just shoves his cock into Older's butt, and slam-bangs it while his own hole blows dry kisses. He's just as energetic jacking while taking Older's wad in his mouth. As two much younger dudes 69, one, fascinated by his sucker's snappy anus, finds he can slide down to eat it open enough to fuck. He likes fucking it too, a lot, with an up-and-down lever action. He milks his load into Sucker's mouth, and it seems to come right out of Sucker's cock - then goes back into Fucker's mouth! A smooth twink offers to help a bearded one get "worked up" enough to eat his own cum. Beard says, "I love my pussy lips wrapped around cock." But Smooth likes pussy asshole around it, and fucks Beard firmly. They unload side-by-side. Beard finger-eats his like poi. A blond youth can barely get a shavehead one's meat in his mouth, but has no difficulty taking it in his hole after Shavehead sucks it loose. Shavehead licks Blond's load, then shoots his own.

RETAILING: Four average-looking couples fuck energetically and eat the result.

-Robert Patrick

TWINKY HARVEST (DVD)

Male Media One. D: Antoine Descausses. Antonin, Zoltan, Jonatan, Marutz, Morgan, Dimitri. 81 Min.

AAA 1/2

DVDRetitled re-issue of 2004's Barn Door Breakfast Orgy (released under Male Media One's Bavarian Boy label) of which this reviewer wrote, "Three young and cute slavic farmhands gather sleepily for breakfast, which consists first of beer, then of each other's tongue, tits, cock, and asshole. Jeeze, the skin on these twinks! Their entire bodies look like firm, pink erections. Two more early-risers (including the mailman) pop in and stay to pop. One anal angel stays bent over the table all morning, for communal use. Post-orgy, the cook tanks up on vodka and gets taken advantage of orally and anally by the mailman and a chance visitor. Then the mailman jacks off on a haystack while, back at the farm, the tired cook cocks a latecomer. Director Descausses photographs his cute colts like they were made out of candy."

RETAILING: European twinks. Retitled re-issue of 2004's Barn Door Breakfast Orgy.

-Robert PatrickWHITE FIREMEN GANG-BANG (DVD)

Bacchus Releasing. D: Uncredited. Kyle Foxxx, Raul, Tom Colt, Mark Vandervilt, Chris Perez, Michael Dick. 65 Min.

AAA

DVDBecause of wildly varying physical types and some comic-looking firemen-fetish gear, a six-man orgy in a firehouse is as funny as it is funky. A tall youth visiting the firehouse tempts a squat, shavehead one to put on his fireman's outfit and make out in the back of a fire truck. Sunburned Squat has a stark bikini tan-line and an immense erection with which he beats Tempter's tongue. A dignified voyeur's pants fall off in his eagerness as he climbs up to join in and get face-fucked by the duo. A big brunet cheerfully asks to play. Two more firemen, a hefty possible Latino and a thin, bearded, hairy man, possibly Arab, are welcomed as well. Some wear small firemen's helmets which resemble party hats. They have to take care that the metal brims don't hit the stomachs of guys they suck. "My hose is on fire," one orgy-er declares. When the camera stays close-in on cocksucking and asshole-fingering, the action is passably exiting. But in longer shots, the mismatched crew could excite laughter. Fucking, which begins halfway through, is more photogenic because one needn't see funny faces. The dignified man, a passionate, shameless bottom, seems to get fucked by everyone, and the Tempter takes a few tools too.

RETAILING: Odd mix of models makes six-man orgy as much comic as sexy.

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