THE WILDS OF NEW JERSEY—Faux Islamic site Radical Jizzlam, which aims to make a religion out of oral sex, has released a new scene from its ongoing series "Tales of the Caliphate," titled “Jizzlam 24:2.”
Of this latest adventure, an apostle of the great and noble Caliph proclaimed, “Sexuality in one of the blessings of the Most Divine. Therefore, the Jizzlamic Brotherhood is totally opposed to monasticism and celibacy. ‘These are my traditions, and whosoever likes my traditions, then they should follow it’ — thus spake the Caliph! Nonetheless, 'Jizzlam 24:2' makes it clear that moral impurity must be corrected. Sinners shall be brought before the Caliph. This wanton apostate knelt before him and, once she beheld the Caliph, immediately began to pray towards Pecca—caressing it, licking it. She accepted the milk of paradise in her mouth, swallowed it down, and she was saved. Long live the Caliphate!”
The orally instructive 'Jizzlam 24:2' is available for streaming and download here and comes with a set of 192 high-resolution photos.
Other recent updates at RadicalJizzlam.com include “Jizzlam Accepts All Lost Souls,” in which a troubled young woman is given purpose; “Found Refugee,” in which a supporter of the Jizzlamic Brotherhood is given direction; “Spiritual Guidance,” in which a problem with swallowing is cured; and “Immaculate Conception,” in which a cheating wife is sent home to raise the blessed offspring of the Caliph.
Those interested may follow Radical Jizzlam on Twitter @Radical_Jizzlam.
