CHICAGO—Clip artist Little Puck is gearing up to host Boner Battles, a dick pic rating competition for subscribers of her OnlyFans page.
The competition, which closes at 9 p.m. PT/12 a.m. ET on Tuesday, June 9, allows users to submit their photos for her to judge. The first place winner will receive a video of her masturbating to their pics, while the second and third place winners will receive sexy selfies of her with the dick pics. To enter, visit OnlyFans.com/LittlePuck and use the tip option to submit $25, then submit your well-lit and in-focus images via direct message. Videos will not be accepted. There is no limit to the number of entries that Puck can receive, but it’s limited to one per person/subscriber.
The scoring system is not only based on the specimen, but also the quality of the photos. Photos will be judged on composition, girth, length, coloring, suckability and eroticism. Each entrant will receive a two- to four-minute audio rating.
“You might have a gorgeous, fat dick, but if your photos don’t turn me on, you’ll definitely be hearing about it and won’t win one of the fabulous prizes,” Puck said. “Think about composition, lighting, and of course the XXX factor! Show me sex appeal. Humor will get you bonus points. Be ready for complete honesty on what I think of your cock, plus I’ll give you crucial advice on taking better photos.”
Ratings will be completed and DMed via OnlyFans on June 9 and 10. Winners will be announced on June 10.
For more information, visit OnlyFans.com/LittlePuck.
