Inspired by Tom Brady, Air Force Amy Says ‘No’ to Retirement

CARSON CITY, Nev.—Inspired by New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady’s history-making win in Super Bowl LIII, Air Force Amy has decided against retirement.

At Nevada’s World Famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch legal brothel in Carson City, legendary courtesan Air Force Amy had been at a crossroads since the death of Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof in October.

“Dennis was such a larger-than-life character. He made the Bunny Ranch what it is, and he was always a major inspiration to me. Everyone knows how much I love my job, but for the first time I began to have doubts about continuing on at my age,” she said.

However, after Super Bowl LIII, those doubts quickly faded away. 

Tom Brady, the winningest quarterback in NFL history, was once an underdog—a 199th draft pick 2000 NFL draft pick, the same year Air Force Amy took up residence at the World Famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

Following Brady’s monumental Super Bowl performance, Air Force Amy realized she is the Tom Brady of sex work: consistently excellent; the most publicized legal prostitute on the planet; the No. 1 of all-time Nevada legal sex worker; 11-time Bunny of the Year recipient; the greatest show on earth; the best sex you will ever have; and an entertainer extraordinaire.

“Tom Brady shows you can still be the most impressive and compelling figure in a field with an inherent shelf life,” Amy stated. “Come meet his match at the Bunny Ranch: Air Force Amy!”

Open 24 hours a day, The World Famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch is located at 69 Moonlight Rd, Carson City, NV 89706.