Will 'Jennifer Lopez XXX' Sales Be Hurt by J-Lo, Marc Anthony's Split?

HOLLYWOOD, Calif.It’s hard to know whether it sucks more to be Jennifer Lopez or Marc Anthony now that the couple has decided to divorce due to rumors of Anthony indulging in some unauthorized pants on the ground activity.

That’s bad news for the photogenic couple, but great news for adult parody director Will Ryder, whose Not Jennifer Lopez XXX was released this past spring by X-Play and distributed by Digital Sin.

 “I have to tell you I was not surprised when I heard that they split,” Ryder said.

Anthony has been known to be something of a womanizer and heart-breaker, including his split from former wife Dayanara Tores, who once wore the Miss Universe crown.  They married in 2000 and split in 2002, so he clearly is not afraid to pull away from a gorgeous woman. 

 “The guy is a stud but he might be a wee bit nuts leaving these gorgeous babes. I have no idea if their breakup will help or hurt sales of our Jennifer Lopez porn parody but I am just hoping she comes back as a judge next season on American Idol so we can continue to sell well.”

Sales of the SitCums parody have been driven primarily by her popularity and the fact that the project  is unlike any other porn parody. Nonetheless, news like this can help a DVD continue to sell well for months. 

PG and naked trailers are both available, with the PG version also available on YouTube

“Listen, if you loveLatinawoman and enjoy watching them have sex then this movie is for you. If you do not enjoy these types of women please do not purchase this movie and boycott it if you wish due to our bad taste,” Ryder offered. 

Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol stars Latina sex kitten Renae Cruz, Eva Angelina, Alexis Amore’, Veronique Vega, Sunny Lane, Aurora Snow, AarielleAlexis, Isabella Sky, Carmella Santiago, Kelli Tyler along with Lee Stone, Jeremy Steele, Tee Reel, Kurt Lockwood, Scott David and James Bartholet.

Speculation that Mr. Anthony was caught one too many times with his pants on the ground are only rumors at this time. 

 “I have a hard time believing that a Latin charmer who sings like a bird and has women and groupies in the palm of his hand during his concerts would cheat on a princess like Jennifer Lopez.  She is too beautiful to creep on so I will not believe it. For Pete’s sake she’s People Magazine’s 'Most Beautiful Woman of 2011,'” Ryder concluded.

This film is a parody. Fox Television, American Idol, 19 Entertainment, Freemantle Media and/or Jennifer Lopez or Marc Anthony in no way authorize, endorse or sponsor this movie. This is not Jennifer Lopez but rather an actress of similar style.

Next up for X-Play and Will Ryder is Sylvester Stallone’s Rocky coming in September from Adam & Eve Pictures and X-Play.  Check out the amazing safe-to-play Rocky XXX trailer.