LOS ANGELES—Porn.com has offered a young Canadian woman accused of committing 41 robberies $100,000 with which to repay victims of her crimes. There's a catch.
"The pictures that have surfaced of gun-wielding Stéphanie Beaudoin are as sexy as anything fans might find in a Hollywood thriller or adult film parody, and social media has already been buzzing with thousands of people crowning her the world’s sexiest female criminal," explained the company in a statement issued today. "Now facing 114 counts for allegedly burglarizing more than 42 homes, Beaudoin has the opportunity to start repaying her debt to society by accepting a $100,000 offer from Porn.com to appear in a series of online videos."
Tim K of Porn.com added, “We understand the nature of the charges Ms. Beaudoin is facing, and we believe criminal prosecution leaves a big gap because, while it punishes bad actors for their crimes, it fails to give back much restitution to the victims of those crimes. In this case there are so many who lost so much, but the crime spree can have a happy ending, if she accepts the offer and allows us to distribute funds directly to the people harmed by her actions.”
The villainous vixen, who was arrested in Victoriaville Canada last month, is charged with a string of crimes that include owning an illegal cache of nine guns found in the trunk of her white Mitsubishi Lancer. The list of those in need of help to recover from her alleged actions is long enough to warrant the hundred thousand dollar relief fund.
“It may not be community service in the traditional sense, but earning six figures by showing off her figure in a feature film for porn fans would definitely have some important real world benefits,' reasoned Tim K. "Our massive audience would be willing to help her stay on the straight and narrow, her victims could recoup some of their tangible losses and she can start on a path toward redeeming herself by making money ethically as the kind of sex symbol she is capable of becoming.”
The current charges may take a few months to fully adjudicate, so stay tuned to www.porn.com for updates as they continue to track the whereabouts of the woman now being dubbed the world’s sexiest criminal.
