PHOENIX, AZ — Pink Visual, a gold-level sponsor of next week’s Phoenix Forum is bringing a little something extra to the conference this year. It will debut a new sex tape featuring none other than the company’s two top executives, President Allison “Voracious” Vivas and Vice-President Kristin “Gingerbot” Wynters.
The first of a new Pink Visual line called the “Executive Privilege” series, Vivas and Wynters’ performing debut is entitled Alli and Kristin’s Big Ass XXX Sex Tape. An unnamed company spokesperson claims that the release features the two executives in “a series of most compromising positions.”
“Not since she was recognized by Newt Gingrich as Arizona’s 2009 Executive of the Year has Allison been subjected to as much publicity as the release of this DVD will generate,” said the spokesperson, who declined to be identified as Pink Visual’s Director of Public Relations. “This video presents both Allison and Kristin in a whole new light… and I mean that literally, because we purchased a new pair of 12K HMIs for this shoot.”
Light on plot and heavy on action, Alli and Kristin’s Big Ass XXX Sex Tape features the duo frolicking their way through pillow fights, yoga-play and, according to the anonymous spokesperson, “a fierce badonkadonk bouncing contest that registers Nine-Point-Hot on the Richter scale.”
Vivas and Wynters will be handing out signed copies of the DVD during the Forum’s “Sponsor Meet Market,” which runs from 4:00 pm - 6:30 pm on Friday, April 5, in the courtyard of the Forum venue, the Tempe Mission Palms Hotel.
According to the anonymous company spokesperson, Pink Visual team members also will be available during the Meet Market to discuss traffic deals, new content available through PluginFeeds, advertising opportunities, the company’s anti-piracy wing DMCA Force, the new business-to-business services division of TopBucks, and other opportunities to promote and collaborate with the company.
Vivas and Wynters declined to comment in any detail about Alli and Kristin’s Big Ass XXX Sex Tape, saying only that they “prefer to let the content speak for itself.”
