Sylvester Stallone Will Not be Starring in ‘Not Rocky XXX’

HOLLYWOOD, Calif.—One of the most inspirational movies of all time will get the porn parody treatment when X-Play creates Not Rocky XXX. The porn spoof of the Sylvester Stallone classic is being directed by Will Ryder for a late January release and promises to leave viewers hyped and inspired.

“I remember when I went to the theater with my friends to watch the first Rocky movie we wanted to kick ass when it was over,” Ryder said. “Fast forward three decades later and the only difference is that after watching our parody you will emerge ready to fight but you just can’t because you’ll have a big boner.”

Not Rocky XXX carries the engaging theme of underdog versus corporate giant in a rags-to-riches adventure that will feature many of the famous characters that caused Rocky to become such an enormous hit.

Fantastic supporting players such as Apollo Creed, Paulie, trainer Mickey Goldmill, Clubber Lang and of course the faithful Adrian will be fully exposed bringing this boxing adventure to life. Scantily clad ring girls, gorgeous fight groupies and beautiful prostitutes will be engaging in sex making this a true-to-life tale about the grizzled world of prize fighting.

Not Rocky XXX wraps shooting soon and will be in stores in late January. Check out other Will Ryder and X-Play movies at Sitcums.com.