New Sensations Announces ‘Seinfeld: A XXX Parody’ Cast

CHATSWORTH, Calif. — After weeks of speculation, the cast for New Sensation’s adult parody of the greatest television program of all time has been announced.

The production team has been hard at work making sure every detail of Seinfeld: A XXX Parody is as accurate as possible right down to the ever-so-popular '90s style shoulder pads in the wardrobe. The casting was no exception.

Director Lee Roy Myers and production manager Wicked Sister held several days of auditions during which the lobby of New Sensations was swarmed by the potential hopefuls. After two days of non-stop readings, they had narrowed it down to a small group that came in for a second audition. It was after the second audition that James Deen was chosen to play Gerry (Jerry), Eric John casted as Crammer (Kramer) and Kristina Rose as Elaina (Elaine).

But it was the character of Gorge (George) that gave them the most trouble, and it wasn’t until adult talent agency owner Steve Pomerants came in for an unrelated appointment with New Sensations that it clicked; he was the perfect Gorge.

“We saw Steve that day and within 24 hours had his character re-written into the script as a non-sex role,” explains Wicked Sister. “It was at that moment that it all came together and we knew we had the perfect cast. The remaining roles fell into place like pieces of a puzzle.”

In the days to come, Evan Stone was cast as the Porn Nazi (Soup Nazi), nailing the catch phrase “No porn for you!” ever so perfectly, and for the role of Noman (Newman), a non-suspecting Playboy editor by the name of J. Walker with an uncanny resemblance to the actual character in the show.

Also cast were Ashlynn Brooke, Sadie West, Sasha Grey, Cassandra Calogera, Natalie Norton, London Keys and Tony DeSergio.

“We knew our true test was going to be the reaction from the press that provided on-set coverage,” explains Myers. “They were essentially the first outsiders to see the cast, and when they arrived on set and literally stopped in their tracks to stare, we knew we had hit it right on the head.”

Among those on set providing press was Gene Ross, a true veteran to this industry and arguably one of the hardest figures to impress in adult. Ross describes his experience as follows: "The characters in the porn version are so true to the TV show, that I got neurotic just from watching the rehearsals."

Seinfeld: A XXX Parody is scheduled for a summer 2009 release.