ASM Unveils Its Own Health Plan Uncoverage With 'Candy Stripe Nurses'

CHATSWORTH, Calif.—Universal health care takes on an entirely new meaning as Adult Source Media releases its latest, greatest foray into the medical field, Candy Stripe Nurses. Hospital smut abounds throughout the halls of Genital Hospital as cock-worshiping nurses run rampant, offering their patients the kind of personal attention that an HMO just can't cover.

Chief of Staff Simon Bowell has personally seen to it that when these nurses are making their rounds, no patient or doctor will feel left out. “It's unlike anything you've ever seen before,” said Dr. Bowell, “Canada can keep their free health care; we have free pussy!”

The nurse genre is one which ASM has mastered to a tee, as anyone who has seen any of the AVN Award-winning Night Shift Nurses titles will attest. For more on Candy Stripe Nurses, visit ASM’s online store.

Another genre where ASM is a recognized leader is in adult animation. ASM continues to trek down the path of innovation by not only producing the best Hentai but also continuing to explore 3D with the upcoming release of a 3D animated porn parody of Alice in Wonderland. In a consolidating entertainment market, ASM’s best-selling library of animation stands out in a sea of redundancy.

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