CYBERSPACE—Everyone who follows the news has undoubtedly heard of U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar, right? Well, irreverent oral site Radical Jizzlam has now parodied the controversial House member in its latest flock of releases.
As detailed in a company announcement, "In the latest adventure from the Tales of the Caliphate, the great and noble Caliph recounts: 'When I first met Ilhan, she was married to her brother. The Caliph never judged, but merely suggested that she stop being an anti-Semite with her remarks, as it really is giving us a bad look. I also demanded that before she become a woman of influence, that she stop being an anti-semenite, too. I unsheathed my holy cock and this was the lesson I taught Ilhan. I filmed it as a reminder to show her that her job is to swallow semen! She swallowed all of it, and then returned to praying in the direction of 'Pecca,' which is what the Caliph calls his penis.'"
The annoucement continues, "An 'anti-semenite' is one who has yet to fully embrace the medicinal and mystical powers of semen. The Caliph assists by ejaculating into their mouths, having them ritualistically gargle and then gulp the Caliph’s milk. Milk has also been described as the 'drink of Paradise.' A conversion to Radical Jizzlam is said to have powerful, life-altering qualities."
“Ilhan Omar” is available for streaming and download here.
Other recent updates at RadicalJizzlam.com include “Jizzlam Accepts All Lost Souls,” in which a troubled young woman is given purpose; “Spiritual Guidance,” in which a problem with swallowing is cured; and “Immaculate Conception,” in which a cheating wife is sent home to raise the offspring of the Caliph.
