Really Useful Postpones All Prod​uction Due to Syphili​s Outbreak

ALICANTE, SpainReallyUsefulCash.com has issued an announcement saying that in light of the syphilis outbreaks, it has postponed all production worldwide until further notice. ReallyUsefulCash.com, whose sites include DaneJones.com, Lesbea.com, FakeAgent.com and FemaleAgent.com, confirmed today that it is taking this action in order to protect the health of its performers.

"It was really a 'no brainer' decision to halt production,” said ReallyUsefulCash chairman, JT. “Ultimately, it’s the health of the performers that is my biggest concern. I have spoken extensively with our agents, who in turn have spoken with the doctors and hospitals primarily in Czech Republic.”

“We are following the moratorium in place in Budapest and the USA, so it seems irresponsible to continue production anywhere else.” JT added. “Our agent has always obtained the health test results for each performer directly from the medical center prior to us even allowing the performer on set.”