Porn5.com Offers Alleged Three-Breasted Women $20,000

LOS ANGELES—A tube site called porn5.com has announced that it contacted the agent for Jasmine Tridevil, the 21-year-old Florida woman who claims to have surgically added a third breast to her body, to make a standing offer of $20,000.00 for Tridevil to show her boobs in a hardcore feature length video published to the site.

“We understand that a pretty girl with three big breasts is destined to be contacted by a number of media offers, so we put 3x the effort into getting in touch with Jasmine before anyone else,” said Tim K. of porn5.com. “Now that our celebrity casting department is in contact with her representatives we are going public with our offer for a number of important reasons.”

News sources are increasingly skeptical about Tridevil's claim, with NY Magazine, citing snopes.com, now calling it a likely hoax. (UPDATE: It is a hoax.)

But Tim K replied, “Frankly, we find these sorts of media characterizations to be patently offensive. Having a third breast added to her body is absolutely within the realm of ‘human dignity’ and we question the judgment of some mainstream media sources presuming to know what is or is not a dignified expression of human sexuality. These same sorts of barbs were once aimed at people making decisions about their transgender identity, and thankfully the world has finally woken up to the fact that there are more than two possible genders that deserve to be treated with respect. Our offer to Ms. Tridevil certainly aims to demonstrate the popularity of her three-breasted approach to her personal appearance, while it also is intended to bolster the rights of free spirits everywhere who may not fit into the tight constraints others try to cast on what is considered ‘dignified’ or ‘normal.’”

Porn5.com also explained in a statement, "Many of the acts and actors portrayed in [our] unique blend of adult entertainment were once considered oddities or outcasts for some reason or another, but as the world continues to reexamine the core characteristics of human sexuality, it should come as no surprise that www.porn5.com is once again willing to lead the way with the lucrative offer [we] have made to Jasmine Tridevil today."

Tridevil, in case you were wondering, is not her real name.