PHILADELPHIA—The delivery workers are hustling, annoying music assaults us in places of commerce, and Fox News pundits are on the warpath, which can only mean one thing: The holidays are here. HotMovies.com has unveiled its new advent calendar, offering daily treats to help fans of adult entertainment cope with the stressful holiday season.
"When I was a kid, we opened the advent calendar every December day in anticipation of Christmas. Now, HotMovies.com users can do the same thing—except instead of candy, it's free porn," said HotMovies.com Director of Business Development James Cybert.
Each day in December, logged-in HotMovies.com users can open a square on the advent calendar and redeem a prize.
"It could be some free minutes, a free rental, or an even better secret prize," said Cybert. "You will just have to visit every day to find out!"
The HotMovies studio team can be reached at (800) 611-MOVIE.