CYBERSPACE—Virtual reality (VR) content provider AliceX.com is changing the way men and women masturbate. The VR webcam service is suggesting to its users 10 tenets to follow in order to enjoy the new VR experience it has created with maximum pleasure.
With the recent launch of AliceX.com, and with Masturbation Month being celebrated throughout May, the AliceX team knew it was the right time to give its users some guidelines.
“VR adult entertainment is the new frontier, where so far anything goes,” said Fabian Grey, AliceX.com CEO. “When users put on the headset and connect to AliceX.com, they’re going to be transported to a new, sexy reality, so we felt we needed to issue some guidelines to help everyone get the most of their experience.”
For the best and most immersive VR webcam experience, AliceX.com recommends following this commonsense set of tenets:
1) Don’t Be Cheap with Your WiFi—There are some things in life worth splurging on, and high-speed internet is one of them… at least if you’re going to properly enjoy VR, whether camming or streaming video.
2) Make Sure the Headset or Phone is Ready—Charge your phone beforehand. You can also have it plugged in while watching. Defog the headset (Jaws Quick Spit works best) and clean thoroughly as well.
3) Lock the Door—Having a VR headset on leaves the wearer more vulnerable than a baby pig alone in the middle of a Texas BBQ competition. Locking the door becomes more imperative than ever.
4) Memorize Your Environment—They used to say masturbation will make you blind. Well, the user should treat VR masturbation as if they are preparing for life without sight. It’s imperative for users to memorize the distance to the essentials, such as Kleenex and lotion, so they can grab them when the time comes.
5) Remove Distractions—Turn your phone to “Do not disturb.” Make sure no one is coming over to visit any time soon. Close the windows. Basically, do anything that prevents real world noises from ruining your VR enjoyment.
6) Stay Away from the Leather—No matter how prepared you may be for your climax, it’s impossible to keep things completely clean when you can’t see. The VR experience is best when not enjoyed on expensive furniture.
7) Invest in a Male Masturbation Toy—If you’re a guy, it may be a good idea to invest in a sex toy like a Fleshlight. Besides feeling amazing, it will help with cleanup.
8) Forget Everything—All the rules above, all the rules of society, all obligations… forget them all. The point of virtual reality is to get out of the reality the user is in, and release some stress by being transported to into a much sexier virtual reality.
9) Enjoy the Moment—With the headphones plugged in, the Fleshlight working its magic, and the wearer’s eyes delighted at what they see, users shouldn’t forget to lean back in the chair and enjoy a pleasurable break from reality.
10) Bust Out the VR Light—Maybe you don’t need to go to this extreme, but when you’re all done with your alone time, triple-check everything, including your clothes. And if you’re are considering going out, it may be best to change.
To access the list of tenets on AliceX’s blog, click here.
AliceX is available online and through opening a web browser on smartphones like the Galaxy S6 and S7, Nexus 5, and LG 4.
To set up an interview with an AliceX representative or for a media demo of AliceX.com, please email [email protected].
