NEW YORK—Promoted with a video starring a number of adult performers, the upcoming Offensive Crayons Porn Pack is seeking finishing funds through Kickstarter, and can be pre-ordered this month here.
Those who contribute will receive special rewards such as Blue Balls or a pack of the crayons in question.
“We launched Offensive Crayons three years ago with the intention of offending and disappointing as many people as possible. This time we're bringing you another edition of Offensive Crayons: our Porn Pack,” says creator Alice Vaughn. “Unlike RoseArt or Crayola, we're bringing you all the excitement of tentacles, ASMR, and cat girls, but with none of the actual imagery that would get us banned off Kickstarter. This pack contains colors like 'Anal Bleach Peach,' 'Just the Tip Teal,' 'I Think I'm Going to ... Cream,' and other groan worthy colors.”
Offensive Crayons has a month to hit its 3K goal and if it does, it will release a second special edition.
“Even though the 'Rona stalled our manufacturing process, we're back on track and shipping in the next two months and we're taking pre-orders now for this limited-edition crayon pack,” says Vaughn. “We're at the final stages of production, and just need you and your step-sister to help us hit our goal.”
Adult stars featured in the Offensive Crayons Porn Pack video are Taylor Stevens, Sovereign Syre, Sarah Russi, Samantha Mack, Ryan Keely, Nyomi Banxxx, Lydia Love, London River, Lasha Lane, Kate Kennedy, Jayden Cole, Ginger Banks, Charlotte Sinn, Alex Chance and Alana Luv, as well as Chrissie Mayr, comedian and host of the sex-positive podcast The Wet Spot, and Natalia Reagan, the substitute co-host of Two Girls One Mic: The Porncast.
“I love how the video turned out and I loved doing it,” says Lydia Love. “It’s a fun product I’m proud to be a part of.”
“I’m glad I was able to represent the sexy MILFs,” says Alana Luv. “The script is as hilarious as the Offensive Crayons, and now coloring is as fun as it was when I was a kid thanks to them.”
“I can’t wait to get my own Offensive Crayon Porn Pack,” says Sarah Russi. “Coloring is cool and I can say I was a part of what made this happen. Plus, I’m sure I can do lots of dirty things with them while I’m camming. It’s a win-win.”
Follow Offensive Crayons at OffensiveCrayons.com, on Twitter @OffensiveCray, and on Instagram @offensivecrayons.
Follow Alice Vaughn on Twitter @RationalBlonde and on Instagram @rationalblonde.
