MysteryVibe Crescendo Users Can Now Get Holiday-Themed Vibrations

“What is the most recognizable Christmas song… on a vibrator?”

That’s the question pleasure-tech pioneers MysteryVibe, creator of the new vibrator Crescendo, asked Christmas shoppers this year. Engineers at MysteryVibe secretly programmed the device’s vibrations to match the pattern of popular holiday carols—and may inadvertently invented a new holiday party game!

To discover the most orgasmic Christmas song, Stephanie Alys, Chief Pleasure Officer and co-founder of MysteryVibe, took the newly programmed Crescendo to the streets and invited the public to play a simple guessing game. 

Jingle Bells? Silent Night? Rudolph?  How many jingles could a person recognize by the vibrations alone? And which vibration pattern best matches their own pleasure needs?

On December 7, MysteryVibe will release a new set of vibration patterns exclusively designed for the festive season.

Crescendo users who have downloaded MysteryVibe app will get an automatic update, featuring the new carol-themed vibration patterns. The company is also hoping that users will give them feedback on their favorite vibration jingle using the hashtag, #ChristmasIsComing.

“We wanted to have a little fun this Christmas,” said Alys. “Love them or hate them, Christmas songs ignite a sense of excitement and joy in us all. So we thought, imagine if we coupled that with the feeling of an intense orgasm?! Crescendo, with its ability to bend to accommodate any orifice, is clearly the most advanced smart vibrator on the market, and the company wanted to showcase its endless possibilities.

“Our mission has always been empowering people through pleasure, and I hope this will give everyone a naughty new way to enjoy their favorite jingle," said Alys. "Why not give an orgasm this holiday! Christmas is coming!”

Those interested may see how holiday shoppers on Carnaby Street in London react to the new Crescendo vibrations in this YouTube clip.