CYBERSPACE—Adult newbie Gem Stoned has announced that she will hold an exclusive BitPlug Live Testing and Auction on April 16, 2021. Viewing access will be granted exclusively to those who buy in to view, followed by a live auction to win one of the tested bitplug prototypes as well as exclusive extras. Livestream access will be sent via email to all those who sign up and buy in to view.
The brunette crypto-enthusiast said that she is excited to be testing the world's first bitcoin-accessible buttplugs live during an exclusive stream for auction attendees. "I've been wanting a toy that doubled as a wallet for a while now, so when I saw that one finally existed, I got super excited," she stated. "When I realized they sent me two to test, I decided it would be fun to give people a chance to make history with me and TheBitcoinButtplug."
Stoned discovered the bitplugs on Twitter, posted by crypto artist @BtcCrdz, who revealed his newest project which brought the joke of buttcoins and bitplugs to a reality. @BtcCrdz had joked he needed testers for the novelty, so Stoned jokingly tweeted back that she would happily and enthusiastically test the product. Within a week, Stoned had received a package from TheBitcoinButtplug with the original plug in the tweet and a sparkly custom plug. The unboxing of the plugs went live on YouTube this week, during which the crypto cutie tells the story of the plugs, announces her auction and mentions future products lined up for testing including tip reactive plugs and defi dildos.
When questioned, the BitcoinButtplug and BtcCrdz founder said, “@BtcCrdz is going to be coming out with a whole lot more than just OpenDime toys. Our mission is to allow models to be their own banks. If you trust yourself with your car keys, why are you trusting banks and big conglomerates with your money when you can be your own bank and cut out the middle man? We want to make it easy for anyone to onboard themselves into holding their own keys and being their own bank."
For more information about BitPlugs and the live auction on Friday April 16, 2021, check out Gem Stoned's blog post here.