CHATSWORTH, Calif.—Inspired by the "Billionaire Space Race" between Richard Branson, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk, adult company CamSoda has created a trio of phallic "rocket" pleasure toys.
The "Billionaire Flesh Rocket Series" includes the "Blue Orgasm" (a play on Bezos' Blue Origin), "Space Sex" (riffing on SpaceX), and "Galadick" (representing the VSS Unity).
"Right now billionaires are getting off by going to space in their rockets," CamSoda VP Daryn Parker said. "With our line of Billionaire Flesh Rockets, people who can't afford a ticket aboard the VSS Unity, Blue Origin or Elon's SpaceXrocket can get off in a different way and penetrate the o-zone. Go boldly where no one's gone before, explore Uranus and maybe even have a close encounter of the pantless kind. Screw being pluton-ic! Grab your Billionaire Flesh Rocket today."
Musk, for one, responded to the news of this new collection, as posted to Twitter by Ars Techica senior space editor Eric Berger, with the simple comment, "Nice."
Nice
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 21, 2021
The three models have been sent into production and will be available for pre-sale soon.
