Autoblow 2 Inventor Now Accepts 20 Crypto Currencies

CHICAGO—Sex toy inventor Brian Sloan has taken a step toward helping his most private customers keep their masturbation habits private by accepting 20 types of cryptocurrency across six e-commerce websites. 

“It’s a messy affair behind the scenes to accept cryptocurrencies, but I feel its worth it to help protect the privacy of my most private customers,” Sloan said. “Plus, many people find it emotionally stressful holding crypto since the value can swing wildly from one day to the next.  Masturbation is a proven way to reduce stress, so every time holding crypto becomes very stressful, for example these days with the Bitcoin fork looming, I invite all holders of these currencies to come and spend them with me.”

People who enjoy masturbating can now use crypto currency to purchase:

• The automatic blowjob machine, Autoblow 2

The Lifetime Silicone Stroker, the only masturbator made for military men

3fap, the awkwardly named and more awkwardly shaped masturbator with three orifices

• The strokers created from the winners of the World’s Most Beautiful Vagina Contest

• A selection of products for men from

• A selection of products for women from

Although most websites that accept cryptocurrency only accept Bitcoin, the above sites will accept Bitcoin, Litecoin, Blackcoin, Dash, Decred, Dogecoin, Ether Classic, Ether, Expanse, GameCredits, MadeSafeCoin, NAV Coin, PIVX, PotCoin, STEEM, Stratis, Syscoin, Voxels, Vertcoin, and Monero.

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