LOS ANGELES—After months of research, product development, and unicorn training, Trigg Laboratories proudly unveils their latest product innovation: Wet Unicorn Spit, the ultimate addition to its line-up of Wet products.
“We are thrilled to add Wet Unicorn Spit product to our line,” said Jennifer Martsolf, vice president of marketing for Trigg Labs. “Unicorns are magical creatures and we had a hunch that their saliva would be nothing short of a miracle for those who need magic of mythic proportions. Not surprisingly, Unicorn Spit is iridescent and it even tastes like your favorite donut! We can’t tell you how we source this incredible formula but we can say that no unicorns were harmed in the making of this product.”
Water-based Wet Unicorn Spit is paraben-free, sugar-free, kosher certified, latex safe, and magically delicious.
Wet will begin shipping Wet Unicorn Spit in July. To pre-order Wet Unicorn Spit, contact your favorite distributor or Trigg Laboratories at [email protected].
(We at AVN actually received this story on April 1, but the accompanying art—which is brilliant in our opinion—didn’t arrive until today. Yes, it’s a day late for April Fools’ Day, but seriously … who wouldn’t want lube made from unicorn spit?)
