Topco Keeps It Real With Average Joe Line

CHATSWORTH, Calif.—Average just got better, thanks to Topco Sales. With the release of its Average Joe line of realistic dongs, the adult novelty manufacturer celebrates the beauty of true-to-life proportions.

“Not everyone wants to play with a porn-size cock,” says Miranda Lancaster, product development project manager for Topco Sales. “Some people prefer to keep things a little more realistic, and that's where Average Joe comes in.”

The solid dongs are crafted from TPR making them both waterproof and phthalate-free. Each piece is composed of a realistic tip, a fully veined shaft and tight balls, and the whole ensemble is finished off with a harness-compatible suction-cup base.

There are currently six types of guys available in the series, five of which—The Construction Worker, Victor; The Bartender, Miguel; The Fitness Instructor, Darnell; The Lawyer, Terrence and The Professor, Charles—measure 6 insertable inches. The sixth—The Mechanic, Andy—hits the ruler at 5.5 insertable inches.

For more information about the Average Joe line from Topco Sales, contact your local distributor or Topco Sales account representative. Topco Sales is a registered trademark of Vast Resources, Inc., dba Topco Sales.