TheThrillHammer.com Ships 'Most Advanced Sex Machine'

SEATTLE - Teledildonic sex machine pioneers uGenesis Limited, the parent company of TheThrillHammer.com, announced the delivery of their most advanced sex machine to date.

The latest in their luxury line of sex machines features accessories only found in high-end recliners. The sex machine itself is a fashionable 6-foot round sofa with a sex machine hidden covertly in its base.

Users of the new machine can enjoy a Shiatsu Massage while being surrounded with music and supplied with instant lubrication though it's custom "Wet Platinum Auto Lube." The "Sybian-style" vibrator hidden underneath has features that can be controlled via a touch screen or using the Internet.

"This machine is unlike many of the other custom machines we have built over the years," said uGenesis CEO Allen Stein. "Most machines we have built are purposely built for our clients. This one was built for pleasure from the ground up for a state-of-the-art webcasting facility in the heart of porn valley.

"My clients, Butter Butter Productions, based in Brooklyn, N.Y., wanted a sex machine that actually worked on a few different levels," he continued. "First would it give a ground, shattering orgasm? And second, could it be driven via the Web to allow for live remote interactive sex? We over delivered on both, and on top of that made an absolutely beautiful piece of furniture."

The machine was hand delivered to Butter Butter Productions in their Canoga Park, Calif., studios.

Fans will be able to test drive the machine live on the Internet at the end of January.

For more information, visit TheThrillHammer.com.