KETTERING, England—Pleasure product manufacturer Rocks-Off has introduced its own contender for market share in the growing Kegel exerciser category. Called iBalls, the device uses Rocks-Off's own patented technology incorporating two micro kinetic generators (one in each ball) to create a heretofore unknown source of pleasure: Kegel Power.
Made of high-grade silicone, iBalls are waterproof, submersible and easy to clean.
With the new "touch sensor technology," users just plug the iBalls power cord into their iPhone, insert the exerciser balls internally and begin to squeeze them with the PC muscles. The charging symbol on the iPhone will be lit to show that power from the balls is being received.
"Women are tired of doing Kegel exercises and and only getting the result of having stronger PC muscles," said Rocks-Off Sales Director Andrea Duffy. "Now they can use the extra time and energy spent to power their iPhone."
She added, "The average user will save electricity and be able to charge their iPhone anywhere. It's amazing!"
Currently iBalls can only be used with iPhone 5 models and above. Charging time may vary with users’ strength. Use to power iPads is discouraged as this could cause extreme fatigue.
(Now, for all those women out there who are enthusiastically getting out their credit cards, AVN would like to add a cautionary note: This product cannot be found yet on the Rocks-Off.com website ... and given that today's date is April 1, it's possible that this technological miracle may never be found there.)