Karaoke Sing-Along Cartoon Announces Upgraded Autoblow

CHICAGO—Autoblow is launching the upgraded version, the Autoblow 2+ , and Chicago-based singer songwriter David Safran is helping the process with an original tune.

After writing a viral song for another one of Autoblow inventor Brian Sloan’s male sex toys, 3Fap, Safran wrote and produced a piece that explains the upgrades of the newest Autoblow product.

A karaoke style sing-along video explains the new blowjob robot’s finer points: a new “triple gripping” mechanism, a 30 percent tighter grip and a larger motor that strokes an extra inch of users’ penises.

“Internet users’ attention spans are becoming shorter and shorter,” Sloan said. “I decided the best way to communicate my message to men in need of blowjobs moving forward is in the form of one minute songs. Anything beyond that and I risk them clicking play on a cat video.”

To hear the song and see the video, visit YouTube.com