CYBERSPACE—Last week, as hilariously noted on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, Gwyneth Paltrow featured a $15,000 24-karat gold vibrator on her lifestyle website, Goop.com, with the tagline, “For those who understand you can’t put a price on pleasure.” GameLink.com, the leading adult e-tailer, has responded by offering six high quality vibrators at a price of $30 or less.
“GameLink.com has long adopted the idea of pleasure for everyone,” said Jeff Dillon, vice president of business development for eLine management company, whose clients include GameLink.com. “Gwyneth Paltrow is known for promoting an elitist lifestyle, which now extends to the sex industry. In light of this, we’d like to offer real women the option of six vibrators under $30, as we want all our customers to know we value providing quality products, which provide maximum pleasure at a great price.”
In an article promoting various sex toys, Paltrow’s website, Goop.com, recommended a 24-karat gold vibrator from Lelo, named Inez. According to Lelo’s website, Inez is for “women who demand the ultimate in luxurious indulgence.”
“Lelo is a fantastic brand,” stated Dillon. “We offer many of its award-winning products on our website, from $40 Lelo Luna Beads to the $185 Lelo Mona 2 vibrator. They are high-quality products that will last, but we felt it necessary to highlight even more affordable options after Gwyneth Paltrow’s list.”
The first featured product is the BGood Vibrator, which is a classic take on the vibrator with an upgrade of velvety texture and eloquent design. A gentle twist of the dial base offers multiple speeds to suit desires.
For those aiming for the G-spot, the Mood - Sultry vibrator will get users in the mood, as it features a curvaceous design. Mood - Sultry embraces the G-spot with 10 powerful functions accessed by the push of the LED button at the base.
The Ono Vibe tickles and delights erogenous zones, and it is made from silky smooth medical grade silicone. The powerful motor has six vibration modes. Following the Ono Vibe is another silicone vibrator called Crush Cupcake, which delivers pleasurable stimulation by combining intense vibrations with arousing petal-like textures.
The Ovo T2 Lay on Waterproof Massager is a German-designed massager, which is rounded for comfortable use and features a soft, feminine shape designed to match a woman’s curves.
The Bettie Page Buzzin Bullet and Orgasm Balm Set will hopefully cause users to quiver with pleasure from head to toe, thanks to this sensual duo. The minty orgasm balm heightens sensitivity to the clitoris, working in conjunction with the strong, stimulating bullet vibe to create heightened orgasms.
All six of GameLink’s featured vibrators come highly recommended by consumers of the e-tail site. There are over 380 vibrators on GameLink.com, many within a $30 price range.